UofM #1 Again

The leaders and the best returned to the top of the heap this week, ranking first among all schools for Underachieving in basketball. Brian Ellerbee, Tommy Amaker, and a bunch of hippies from the Diag released a statement claiming this spot is theirs "by birthright." In the non-sports world, the Harvard of the Midwest retained it's pre-eminence in breastfeeding.