Rodney Stuckey is Fwee!

It's my birthday, mommies!

Arron Afflalo is Hot!

Hello Ladies!

Charlie Weis Loses Suit

A Jury in Boston found against Charlie Weis' claim that 2 doctors botched his gastric bypass surgery. I'm guessing that the judge found the appearance of Weis' pleated abdomen 'prejudicial', or he could be coaching Notre Dame for free.

Tim Donaghy Sentenced to Ass Wooping by Rasheed Wallace

NBA Fans were stunned today upon hearing that David Stern's swift punishment of Tim Donaghy for allegedly fixing games was to be a brutal beating at the hands of Rasheed Wallace. Stern managed to pause briefly from his ample workload planning wardrobes for NBA players this following season to punish the official after consulting with his entourage for a 4 minute session.
"Rasheed Wallace has stated publicly that he is willing to repeatedly punch any referee in the face who steps out of line." stated Stern publicly, while dribbling multiple polycarbonate basketballs through an obstacle course he had devised out of cones and cardboard cut-outs of Raja Bell. "Mr. Wallace, the NBA needs you now more than ever."
"I'm about to woop his monkey ass." Rasheed Wallace spoke from his greater Detroit home earlier today. "He cost me about 1.6 Mil', and I'ma take it out HIS ASS."
Donaghy's statement could not be discerned through intense sobbing.

The Devil Has Many Faces

BURN!

Gil Thorp
July 13, 2007

Shimmy Shimmy Ya!

Heard 2 good jokes about Antoine Walker's house getting robbed yesterday. One was on the Sportsguy's web chat:

Eric (Raleigh, NC): How did Antonie Walker prevent the robber from getting a shot off?

Bill Simmons: (12:53 PM ET ) Now THAT is a good joke.

The other was on Pardon the Interruption, where Dan Le Batard asked whether or not the burglars were Pat Riley and Randy Pfund demanding some of the money back from Toine's ridiculous salary.

Obligatory "Sorry About the Lack of Posts" Post



Nope. Not gonna happen. We're no right-wing apologists. Instead, we'll post google image searches of tough-talking republican sayings. IN YOUR FACE, LIBERAL HOMOS.
Honestly, most of the Silver Bullet staff are on some sort of vacation and the only things happening in sports involve home run derbies and tennis. When something happens, we'll let you know. In the mean-time, please enjoy this video from the captain of mailing it in.