Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Paper Beats Rock!

The NBA announced today that in addition to ping pong balls, the 2008 draft will feature rock/paper/scissors for the #4 draft pick, a coin flip for #5, "eeny-meeny-miney-moe" for #6, and a 20-sided Dungeons & Dragons die for the remaining picks. Each team's chances will be weighted based on their president's performance during a Texas Hold 'em tournament multiplied by the finishing order of the Belmont Stakes. Mathematicians calculate it will still be statistically impossible for the Boston Celtics to win the #1 pick.

1 comment:

Machete42 said...

I was hoping for a rousing game of odds/evens, but this is a good start.