"You don't think I will?!?! How you like me now, son?!?!"
Cincinatti, OH - In order to stifle the jibes of a front-seat heckler, Ken Griffey, Jr. unleashed an XXL jock that made male Cincinatti fans uncomfortable, and lady fans tremble. After "shaming" and "humiliating" 65% of the male poplace in attendance, Griffey proceded to head to the plate, got hit in the now-unprotected balls and immediately went on the 60-day DL.
"I could probably fit my whole head...oh. Oh God."
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