Steve Nash was crushed today when news of Dirk Nowitzki's proud victory in the MVP race was announced from a small cave outside of Sinks Grove, West Virginia. Immediately after presenting the award, David Stern donned a jetpack and rocketed back to his New York office in time for Dwayne Wade's daily back massage.
"This is bullshit" Nash was quoted as saying. "Dirk is the champion and I have to go back to playing the boring old Spurs again? My groin hurts."
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