Friday, May 11, 2007

Pacman Jones- The Reason God Invented Prison



The Worldwide Leader reported today that upstanding citizen Adam "Pacman" Jones decided to spend the night before the hearing for incidents at a strip club... at a strip club. Good luck on that appeal.

Why don't one of you programmers put yourself to good use (when you're done with all the casual sex) and make a Pacman game featuring Jones as Pacman, the dots as strippers, and the bouncers as ghosts? Except when these ghosts turn blue, Pacman has his friend shoot them in the spine?

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