Children everywhere put down their crack pipes when Cleveland Cavaliers center Scot Pollard said "it was a bad joke" when he looked into the camera and said "Hey kids, do drugs" during a 20 second time-out against the Indiana Pacers on Sunday.
Despite Pollard's never ending popularity among the gender-bending youth of America, Cleveland general manager and total narc Danny Ferry claimed that the Cavaliers would "handle the matter internally". This means that the Cavaliers will probably have to cut down on the hard stuff for a couple of days, at least until everything cools off a little bit. Pollard responded "This is totally harshing my mellow" to Ferry's comments.
Since the incident, Pollard has switched to uppers.
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