NBA to Kobe: Stop Elbowing/Sleeping With White Players/Girls.

By issuing Kobe Bryant a retroactive flagrant 1 foul on Tuesday, the NBA continued to demonstrate that they will by no means tolerate Kobe's unchecked physical aggression, should that physical aggression be visited upon any caucasian, male or female. Stu Jackson, League Executive Vice President, issued the following statement: "With this latest retroactive punishment, the NBA continues to make quite clear that we will not sit idly by while Kobe inadvertantly makes contact with our very marketable white players. Whether it's an Italian-influenced Argentinian, Serbian national, or corn-fed sharp-shooters from middle America, the message is clear: Elbows Down." Jackson continued that the league has no official position on Kobe's altercations with such non-whites as Raja Bell and Chris Childs.