The Silver Bullet: I don't know what the frat parties were like at State, but...

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Machete42 said...: "The hard partying, hyper-sexualized, 20-something brunette co-ed left without a trace, though the police did find a bagel covered in semen hidden under the couch in question.; 4:59 PM
Anonymous said...: You know this was all due to a bet made at the bar, right? One slightly drunk chick says to her friend, "I bet you $50 I could walk right into a UM frat house, take off all my clothes and put the beave through its paces, and none of those losers would even have the stones to ask me for my phone number."

This is how legends are made.
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UM frat dork: "Ummm .... are you, like, OK?"
Chick: "Yup. Doing juuuuuust fine."
UM frat dork: "Could I, er, get you a Coke, or, umm ... maybe some, uh, Triscuits?"
Chick: "No thanks, I'm good. Hold on, that's my phone ... Hey, girl, what's up? ... Oh, you know -- the usual ... Wait a minute, I don't have a pen on me ... Just a sec .... Ohhhhhh, Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, YEAH! ... Sorry, can I call you back? This kid is trying on my bra ... I don't know -- he's wearing a bucket on his head ... OK, order me a latte, I'll be there in five minutes."
UM frat dork: "Hey, you ruined my mom's couch -- I'm calling the cops as soon as my buddies are done sniffing the cushions."; 5:56 PM
Tiny said...: awesome. I've turned the Bullet into a sex blog.; 6:59 AM
Amber said...: girls are whores!; 10:07 AM

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