Balling is such sweet sorrow...

One time child rap superstar and heir to the throne of Master P. Lil' Romeo is apparently a good enough basketball player to make the USC Trojans team.

By hammer and tongs Lil' Romeo, the gods have smiled upon you and we are all blinded by your brilliance. Prithee, hark these words lest your hubris swells neathe your bosom, "Wisely and slowly; they stumble that run fast."