In a result that surprised no one, Steve Nash, point guard for the Western Reformation Zone Suns, won his 25th straight most valuable player award. Since upgrading most of his body with cyborg attachments in 2016, Nash has been virtually unstoppable, with an average of 20 points/19 kills per game. Runner-ups for the award included Michael Jordan III, and a surprising number of votes went to Kobe Bryant's evil clone, recently sentenced to death for his role in the detonation of a small scale nuclear bomb during last year's NBA Finals.
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...and I thought my barbaro post was depressing.
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