When the holiday gift package came into the Silver Bullet offices, Zenitram (Mexican) and Tiny (Honkey) couldn't help but put each other down racially. Hey, it's comedy gold!
Zenitram: Interesting how there are no crackers. possibly to avoid any racial insensitivity?
Tiny: Mine has a burrito, though, which is strange.
Zenitram: Hmm. Awkward.
Tiny: Yes.
Zenitram: …
Tiny: …
Tiny: Te gusta el burrito?
Zenitram: I think you might have gotten my basket. Does it have a mustache?
Tiny: Why did I get Zubaz pants with repeating hot peppers?
Tiny: My basket was supposed to have trousers. Pleated trousers.
Zenitram: Interesting. I have actually received a pair of stain defender dockers. along with beltclip ID badge extender.
Tiny: Keys to a Ford Aerostar? With a Virgin Mary keychain?
Tiny: I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS.
Zenitram: My computer just almost died.
Tiny: Siesta already? Is your computer being pulled by a donkey?
Zenitram: That is correct. It also calls me ese'. (pronounced "ehh-sayyy")
Tiny: Are their mayonnaise packets in your holiday gift basket? I need something for this dagwood sandwich...
Zenitram: Some meat would have been nice. A summer sausage, can of tuna, etc.
Tiny: Seared Atlantic salmon, grilled pheasant, taco meat...
1 comment:
This post made me LOL my pants off. Well done.
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