The Michigan House of Representatives approved a bill late Saturday night that makes it a felony for the Detroit Tigers to not reach the playoffs during the 2007 Major League Baseball season.
“We can’t pass a budget, the state is deeply in debt, unemployment is on the rise, and gas prices are at an all time high,” said Speaker of the House Andy Dillon. “The Red Wings and Pistons are out of the playoffs, and the Lions are contractually obligated to lose this season. The Tigers are all the state of Michigan has left.”
The bill authorizes law enforcement officials to take “all necessary and prudent action” to ensure the Tigers achieve at least a wild card spot in the American League.
“We’re still discussing it amongst the team, but we have several strategies in the works to comply with the law,” said manager Jim Leyland.
Governor Jennifer Granholm is expected to sign the bill on Monday.
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