NBA Fans were stunned today upon hearing that David Stern's swift punishment of Tim Donaghy for allegedly fixing games was to be a brutal beating at the hands of Rasheed Wallace. Stern managed to pause briefly from his ample workload planning wardrobes for NBA players this following season to punish the official after consulting with his entourage for a 4 minute session.
"Rasheed Wallace has stated publicly that he is willing to repeatedly punch any referee in the face who steps out of line." stated Stern publicly, while dribbling multiple polycarbonate basketballs through an obstacle course he had devised out of cones and cardboard cut-outs of Raja Bell. "Mr. Wallace, the NBA needs you now more than ever."
"I'm about to woop his monkey ass." Rasheed Wallace spoke from his greater Detroit home earlier today. "He cost me about 1.6 Mil', and I'ma take it out HIS ASS."
Donaghy's statement could not be discerned through intense sobbing.
1 comments:
Well if any Monkey steps out of line when they are with the game, they deserve to pay the price.
You get my drift no doubt.
Redmon
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