Fuck You, Ohio

As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate Ohio before, now I have this to think about. Some other reasons I hate Ohio:





Ohio State.





Sarah Jessica Parker

Apparently, she's from Ohio. Everyone who's ever heard me talk knows that I would rather have my eyes stung by scorpions than see 'Sex In the City' again. I would just go gay so that I wouldn't ever have to see it again, but surprisingly, the gays watch it as well.

From the parts I saw when blood stopped shooting out of my eyes, this show seems to be about sluts who complain about the assholes they are 'dating' because they are assholes.







Ohio can be blamed for electing the worst president in America's history not once, but twice.





The Rock and Roll Hall of fame is in Ohio? That makes sense. The Raspberries are from Cleveland! I love that Zombie song!







That thing of which we will not speak it's name.

And now I have this to think about. Nothing I love better than sitting in a bar and pouting all night. Thanks to Girl #1 for trying (and failing) to cheer me up by getting really, really drunk.